. Processors
   A. Tom's Hardware's live stress test of Intel and AMD sees the Intel system fail four times, AMD still going
	1. http://www.tomshardware.com/cpu/20050603/index.html
	2. Intel suxx0rz
   B. So, how's Vanessa? No, not your girlfriend, your heatsink...
	1. http://www.tomshardware.com/cpu/20050607/cpu-cooler-22.html
	2. WTFBBQ? A heatsink called Vanessa, with BUTTERFLY SHAPED FINS?
	3. And THIS is what tops the benchmarks?! WTF!!
   C. Quad cores by Q1 o' `06
	1. http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23747
	2. http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23748
	3. AMD for the win! However, seriously, when are we getting back to actually developing better technology and stop just patching it together?
. What we're dealing with here is total lack of respect for the law.
   A. Proposal for extending British copyrights to 100 years
	1. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1641428,00.html
	2. Yay now people can keep making money after the artist is dead!
	3. Apparently US copyright is 90 years
. News
   A. All Chinese websites required to register with the government
	1. http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23782
	2. Bloggers report most licenses being denied
   B. Cold fusion, really
	1. http://www.christiansciencemonitor.com/2005/0606/p25s01-stss.html
	2. Method uses pyroelectric crystals to generate 100,000 volts at only 100 degrees
   C. Nearly 2/3s of corporations have employees whose job it is to read other employees' mail
	1. http://www.aviransplace.com/index.php/archives/2005/06/07/63-of-corporations-plan-to-read-outbound-email/
	2. Um if I were going to leak corporate secrets, I wouldn't use the corporate email system to do it
   D. Japanese invent exoskeletons
	1. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050607/lf_afp/afplifestylejapantechnologyrobotelderly_050607141415
	2. These suits will give them strength on par with caucasians apparently (seriously, the first thing I thought when I saw their pic was, "That's it? No flipping cars? I can do that without an exoskeleton. Big deal.")
   E. British h4x0r to be extradited
	1. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/19164714?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5
	2. Totally 0wn3d many systems at the Pentagon and Nasa, deleted files and user accounts costing about $1,000,000
. Misc
   A. iPod toilet paper dispenser. I wish I were joking.
	1. http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/ipod/index.php#at-ilounge-106704
	2. Make it stop.